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Favorite Achievement Hunter Let’s Play Moments: Team Captain Gavin’s Rousing Speech

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(via lindsaytuggey)

Barbara: Do you want to make a Canadian cry!?
Barbara: It's not a pretty sight.
Barbara: We cry maple syrup.

"I would hate to know me."

- Gavin Free (via richardphiist)

(Source: youngindependentsupport)

Gus: You know, I was so fat when I was a baby I had trouble walking?
Jack: Did you really?
Gus: I was fat-
Barbara: Did you just like waddle?
Gus: And my head was big that I couldn't, not, get up.
Gavin: Were you top heavy, like a top heavy waddlely little Mexican?

"You can’t just yell look at the jew."

- Gavin Free

(via raynarvaezjr)

"The guy who’s the best bowler, is still the wort at everything else."

- Burnie Burns

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(Source: michaeljoenes, via raynarvaezjr)

"I don’t know if you heard, but having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card."

- Ray Narvaez Jr.

Anonymous asked: uuh... I think you got the wrong account on? Your past few posts aren't related at all to rtquotes..

my mistake haha, i realized what i was doing midway through but i was on my iphone and the last thing i rebloged was RT related so it was set to reblog everything to that blog. i’ll try not to let it happen anymore haha.